HandCrafted Homemade Dammit Doll with Storeage Container!|
Ever have one of those days where every time you turn around something just really irks your last nerve!?! Well here’s the solution… a Dammit Doll!
This Dammit Doll is handcrafted & homemade by me (Emma). It has wild stringy pink hair for pulling! Big goggley eyes for rolling! Wild and twisted ribbons around it’s neck for yanking! And Knots and Stitches Galore! Comes complete with her own little storeage or gifting container to call her home! When you aren’t slamming her against the wall and screaming Dammit Dammit Dammit with every thud!
Great for keeping for yourself, conversation piece, displaying handcrafted charm in your home, and gift giving for any occasion!
When you want to climb the wall,
And stand right up and shout.
There's a little Dammit doll
You cannot do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs,
And find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!
If Dammit's not a word you say
Then twist its little neck
And grumble out repeatedly
Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck!
And once your done abusing it
Just sit it on the shelf.
But hug it first, as I'd hug you
If I were there myself.
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